โ๐ monday madness: early bird edition
Posted: Mon 10 August
Location: buffalo, ny
Poster age: 32
Who decided Monday mornings had to be boring
I'm up early, feeling playful, and opening a very limited number of car-date
spots this morning for anyone who'd rather start his week with a little private
attention than another cup of coffee. ๐
Come steal a little time with me before the rest of the world catches up.
๐ฅ EARLY BIRD SPECIAL AVAILABLE NOW
๐ Private car dates
โฐ Until 11:30 am ONLY
๐ Limited availability
โก First come, first served
Text โMADNESSโ to claim the early-bird special before my morning schedule
fills.
Your Monday can be responsible again later. ๐